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| People who do lots of work.make lots of ... |
| 452 Votes, |
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People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted. |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 20, 2007 |
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| BAAP BYTE SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA K... |
| 467 Votes, |
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BAAP BYTE SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTE HOO ,
KIYA WAJAH HIA ?
BYTE : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Russians dugg 100
meters & found
coppe... |
| 447 Votes, |
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Russians dugg 100
meters & found
copper cable & said
that they had
telephones 500 years ago
Americans dugg 200
meters and found
optical fibre and said
they had internet
facility 1000 years ago.
indians dugg 1000
meters and didnt find
anything and said that
we had wireless
technology 2000 years ago |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Newtons Third Law of ishq
the force app... |
| 424 Votes, |
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Newtons Third Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
... |
| 473 Votes, |
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Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai. |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . I... |
| 472 Votes, |
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Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata . |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man bea... |
| 394 Votes, |
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Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 21, 2007 |
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| A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money,so... |
| 388 Votes, |
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A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money,so he sent a cheq 100 kisses.When he returned home his wife said
"THANKZ 4 CHEQ I GOT IT CASHED 4M BANK MANAGER" |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: October 21, 2007 |
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| GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar ha... |
| 482 Votes, |
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GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai
GIRLS 2007: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI.... |
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| Submitted By: Faro on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love... |
| 404 Votes, |
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Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: October 21, 2007 |
