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| Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat ... |
| 780 Votes, |
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| Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai. |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and a... |
| 605 Votes, |
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| Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday... |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 01, 2007 |
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| There is a sign in the toilet of the sex... |
| 485 Votes, |
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| There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again. |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or rech... |
| 536 Votes, |
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| Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein. |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 01, 2007 |
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| true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully ... |
| 616 Votes, |
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| true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho" |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Q:Whats the difference between magnets a... |
| 459 Votes, |
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Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: September 01, 2007 |
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| If you wake up 1 day and were asked to h... |
| 512 Votes, |
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| If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =) |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti... |
| 539 Votes, |
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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Naam banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. |
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| Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Several women appeared in court, each ac... |
| 457 Votes, |
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| Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence. |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in ... |
| 535 Votes, |
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Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children. |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 01, 2007 |
