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| Exam se teen din pehle jab syllabus dekh... |
| 522 Votes, |
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Exam se teen din pehle jab syllabus dekha to esa laga ...
"KUCH TO HUA HE ...KUCH HO GAYA HE..."
exam ke din jab paper samne aaya to esa laga...
"SAB KUCH ALAG HE... SAB KUCH NAYA HE ..." |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: January 11, 2008 |
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| Teacher to Sardar: "IS IT POSSIBLE THAT ... |
| 431 Votes, |
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Teacher to Sardar: "IS IT POSSIBLE THAT A PERSON's NAME AND SURNAME BOTH R SAME"?
Sardar: Yes, If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, she becomes Lara Lara.
Bolo Tararara..... |
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| Submitted By: Prady on: January 12, 2008 |
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| height of confidence....mallika sherawat... |
| 442 Votes, |
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| height of confidence....mallika sherawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks to stitch 5 dresses..tailor replies" wat 2 do with remaining cloth...!!! |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: January 12, 2008 |
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| Husband asks his wife,where do u want to... |
| 422 Votes, |
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Husband asks his wife,where do u want to go on our anniversary?
wife says,smwhr i have never been!
Husband replies,how bout the kitchen?? |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: January 13, 2008 |
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| Thought of the day: agar aap bus pe chad... |
| 456 Votes, |
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Thought of the day: agar aap bus pe chade...
ya
phir bus aap pe chade
dono baar ticket aapka hi KATEGA... |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: January 13, 2008 |
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| Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi, hansati... |
| 496 Votes, |
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Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi, hansati thi
Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
Per aaj pata chala ki
vah mujhe rakhi bandhana chahati thi. |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: January 14, 2008 |
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| Do gadhe aapis mein baat kerte hain
pe... |
| 456 Votes, |
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Do gadhe aapis mein baat kerte hain
pehla-yaar mera malik mujhe buhat peetta hai.
doosra-tu bhaag kyun nahi jata.
pehla-bhaag to jaoon lakin yahan FUTURE BRIGHT HAI,,,,,malik ki khoobsurat beti jab galti kerti hai to wo kehta hai k teri shadi gadhe se ker doon ga bas isi umeed se ruka hua hoon. |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: January 16, 2008 |
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| Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO... |
| 469 Votes, |
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Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Maine Pyar Kyon Kiya |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: January 16, 2008 |
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| Q: Watz the differnce B/w Aadmi and Aura... |
| 446 Votes, |
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Q: Watz the differnce B/w Aadmi and Aurat ?
Ans: Aurat aik hee aadmi say bohat sari umeed kerti hai,
Aur
Aadmi bohat sari aurton say aik hee umeed kerta hai. |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: January 17, 2008 |
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| Girl's father: Main nahi chahta k meri b... |
| 460 Votes, |
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Girl's father: Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindagi eak gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend: Bus esi leay main ussay yahaan se le jane aya hon. |
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| Submitted By: Monica on: January 17, 2008 |
