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| School- a place where papa pays & son pl... |
| 565 Votes, |
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School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree |
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| Submitted By: mani3 on: September 11, 2007 |
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| Ab itni raat ko
apun tere ko
kisi fi... |
| 549 Votes, |
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Ab itni raat ko
apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani
sunane k lye to
msg karega nahi
common sense si
baat hay
k tere ko
good night
bolne ka hai,
chal Lurak ja? |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: September 11, 2007 |
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| IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
N... |
| 461 Votes, |
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IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 11, 2007 |
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| Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, i... |
| 512 Votes, |
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| Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 12, 2007 |
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| Dont give password of our Love and frien... |
| 535 Votes, |
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| Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password "I LOVE U" It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands. |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 12, 2007 |
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| wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from th... |
| 437 Votes, |
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| wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat.......!!!!!!........ he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top of his heart!!!!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 12, 2007 |
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| what is love? it is a model auxilary ver... |
| 519 Votes, |
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| what is love? it is a model auxilary verb,it shows an action which didn't happen befor now used in isqh and mohabat sentences. Ex i love u very much |
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| Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 13, 2007 |
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| U r like my asthma, U take my breath awa... |
| 589 Votes, |
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U r like my asthma, U take my breath away.
U r likes dandruff, I can't get U out of my head.
U r like my car, U drive me crazy.
U r like my Lips, I can't smile without U. |
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| Submitted By: savour on: September 14, 2007 |
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| u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequ... |
| 489 Votes, |
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u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: September 15, 2007 |
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| Easiest way to die...
1.Have a ciger da... |
| 477 Votes, |
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Easiest way to die...
1.Have a ciger daily u'll
die 10 years early.
2.have dinks daily u'll
die 30 years earlly.
3.but love a girl truely
u'll die daily.... |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 20, 2007 |
