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| Santa singh and Banta singh were always ... |
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Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of theirparents achievements to each other.
Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'
Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Deadsea?'
Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.' |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: November 13, 2007 |
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| Munnabhai-Ye saali Govt. Drinking or Dri... |
| 494 Votes, |
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Munnabhai-Ye saali Govt. Drinking or Driving sath saath kyo nai karne deti?
Circuit-Simple hai bhai.Bhai wo Speed Breaker aane par Gilas gir sakta hai na.. |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 14, 2007 |
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| What is the chemical formula 4 water? Sa... |
| 426 Votes, |
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What is the chemical formula 4 water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: what r u talking about?
Sardar: Yesterday u said H to o |
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| Submitted By: Varun on: November 14, 2007 |
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| aik punjabi doctor k pas jaata hai......... |
| 454 Votes, |
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aik punjabi doctor k pas jaata hai.......
PUNJABI:mujhay sardar bannna hai ...
DOCTOR:tmhara 50% damagh nikalna paray ga.
punjabi okay .
DOCTOR after operation :ooopppsss tmhara 100% damagh nikal gaya hai...
punjabi after operation;oey khabees k bachay tm kya krti hai............. |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 16, 2007 |
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| boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me... |
| 473 Votes, |
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boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me.>
girl- shakal dekhi hai apni.
isse acha to main mar jana pasand karoongi
boy - kamini mar jayegi par ek
garib ke kaam nahin aayegi.. |
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| Submitted By: Saket on: November 17, 2007 |
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| Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it?... |
| 476 Votes, |
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Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it?
Let it be difft this time:
Let the devils sing around U,
Mummies dance around u,
Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day! |
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| Submitted By: Paggi on: November 17, 2007 |
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| Gud frnds r hard to choose,dey r even ha... |
| 424 Votes, |
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Gud frnds r hard to choose,dey r even hard to loose.
In time of trouble, don't say,"Friend,I have a problem". Say:"Hey problem,I have a friend! |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: November 17, 2007 |
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| ek pathan k janazy mai log bhangra daal ... |
| 467 Votes, |
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ek pathan k janazy mai log bhangra daal rahy thy
waja pochi to 1 pathan ne bataya k pahli bar hum mai se koi
"Brain Hemorrhage" se mara hy. |
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| Submitted By: Soham on: November 18, 2007 |
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| Its monsoon & I?m sure u must be very ha... |
| 424 Votes, |
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Its monsoon & I?m sure u must be very happy
U must be feeling like going out
Drench ur self
Sing songs
Splash water
& find some1 special
rite?
Every frog feels da same. |
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| Submitted By: Kushal on: November 18, 2007 |
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| doctor: u look exactly like my 3rd wife.... |
| 433 Votes, |
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doctor: u look exactly like my 3rd wife.!
lady:how many wifes do u hv?????
doc: two
MORAL:
EXPRESS SMART IDEAS,SMARTLY....... |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: November 19, 2007 |
