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| Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,... |
| 521 Votes, |
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| Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise! |
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| Submitted By: boere on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DR... |
| 581 Votes, |
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Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 07, 2007 |
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| How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it aliv... |
| 462 Votes, |
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How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished.... |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 07, 2007 |
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| agar jindi main kuch kar dikhana chahte ... |
| 591 Votes, |
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agar jindi main kuch kar dikhana chahte ho to kuch aisa karo ki jis shahar jis ghali jis mod se gujro to wahan
ke har ghar se aawaz aaye Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 07, 2007 |
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| KYA HUA JO USNE RACHA LEE MEHANDI,
HUM ... |
| 495 Votes, |
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KYA HUA JO USNE RACHA LEE MEHANDI,
HUM BHI AAB SEHRA SAJAYEGE"
"MUJHE PATA THA KI VO APNE NASEEB MEI NAHIN,
AAB USKI CHOTI BEHEN KO PATAYENGE" |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 07, 2007 |
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| I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST... |
| 583 Votes, |
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I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
but then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime. |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki b... |
| 498 Votes, |
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| Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 07, 2007 |
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| He:pura ander gaya?
She:Yes
He:Dard hu... |
| 492 Votes, |
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He:pura ander gaya?
She:Yes
He:Dard hua?
She:Haan
He:Fit hai?
She:perfect
He:r u comfortable?
She:Zabardast
He:Aray Madam ko yeh sandel pack kardo. |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 08, 2007 |
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| I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I... |
| 567 Votes, |
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I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u",
Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too...... v,w,x,y,z!!! |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 08, 2007 |
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| Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi th... |
| 591 Votes, |
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| Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha... |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 08, 2007 |
