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Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti... |
426 Votes, |
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Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?He thought it was a movie on Holi |
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Submitted By: Ankit on: October 16, 2008 |
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Biscutwala's LOVEletter:Dear PARLE G,2da... |
440 Votes, |
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Biscutwala's LOVEletter:Dear PARLE G,2day is GOODDAY.U've KRACK-JACKED my LITTLE HEART,I'M in 50-50 position.Plz dnt play HIDE&SEEK,MARIE me. |
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Submitted By: Admin on: October 19, 2008 |
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Self analysis of a MAN :- My Strength : ... |
424 Votes, |
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Self analysis of a MAN :- My Strength : My wife,
My Opportunity : When my neighbour's husband is on tour.
My fear : When I am on tour. |
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Submitted By: Santimoy Jana on: October 25, 2008 |
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Female Comebacks!
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494 Votes, |
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Female Comebacks!
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Man:Havent i seen you someplace before
Woman:yes. thats why i dont go there any more
Man: is this seat enpty
Women:yes, and this one will be if you sit down here
Man:ur place or mine
Women:Both, you go to urs and ill go to mine
Man:so what do you do for a living
Women:Im a female inpersonator
Man: Whats ur sign baby
Women: do not enter
Man:hoe do you like ur eggs in the morninig
Women:Unfertilized
Man:Ur body is a temple
Women:Sry, no services today
Man:I would go to the end of the world for you
Women:But wuld u stay there
Man: if i could c u naked, id die happy
Women:If i saw u naked, id die laughing
Now fwd this 2 ur girlfriends or bad luck will follow |
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Submitted By: Golda Bishop on: January 28, 2009 |
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Ballu:I'm standing for elections & my sy... |
376 Votes, |
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Ballu:I'm standing for elections & my symbol is a donkey.
Lallu:There should be some difference between you and your symbol! |
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Submitted By: MEGHLAL on: September 24, 2009 |
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keep silence for 1min. for those mosquit... |
586 Votes, |
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keep silence for 1min. for those mosquitoes who died in diabates after drinking ur blood last night,cause u r so sweet. |
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Submitted By: keno bolbo? on: September 30, 2009 |
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Ravan ko court laya gaya & kaha GEETA pe... |
401 Votes, |
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Ravan ko court laya gaya & kaha GEETA pe hath rakho.Ravan chillake bola"Sala SITA pe hath rakkha to itna bawal ho gaya,ab GEETA pe haath nai rakhunga. |
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Submitted By: winner winner chicken on: November 08, 2009 |
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Year 1945@biman venge subhas mara gelen.... |
489 Votes, |
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Year 1945@biman venge subhas mara gelen. Year 2009@subhas mara gelen,biman venge porlo. |
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Submitted By: winner winner chicken on: November 08, 2009 |
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Best Traffic advertisement of the year: ... |
379 Votes, |
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Best Traffic advertisement of the year:
Picture of Lord GANESHA saying.
"care 4 ur head and wear a Helmet.not every one gets a replacement like me! |
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Submitted By: winner winner chicken on: November 08, 2009 |
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Chuhe ne hatise kaha I LUV U.
Hati boli... |
421 Votes, |
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Chuhe ne hatise kaha I LUV U.
Hati boli:-Kya!Tujhe dar nehi lagta?
Chuhe ne ganeshjika photo dikhate hue kaha:-Tujhme rab dikhta hai yara me kya karu? |
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Submitted By: winner winner chicken on: November 08, 2009 |