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| Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse ch... |
| 515 Votes, |
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| Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai. |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: November 04, 2007 |
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| Girl: Will you love me after marriage al... |
| 468 Votes, |
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: November 05, 2007 |
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| Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 d... |
| 492 Votes, |
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| Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: November 05, 2007 |
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| Humne To Socha Tha Ke Har Mod Pe Tume SM... |
| 482 Votes, |
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| Humne To Socha Tha Ke Har Mod Pe Tume SMS Karenge Par Kya Karein Rasta Hi Sheedha Nikla.. |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: November 05, 2007 |
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| Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 r... |
| 492 Votes, |
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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: November 05, 2007 |
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| har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon m... |
| 514 Votes, |
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har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: November 05, 2007 |
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| Teacher: Name some films that have almos... |
| 433 Votes, |
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Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films. |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: November 07, 2007 |
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| teacher to sardar:qaatil kese kahty hain... |
| 446 Votes, |
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teacher to sardar:qaatil kese kahty hain??
sardar:pata nahi
teacher:agar tum apna bap ka Qaatal kar to tum kya kahlao gay?
sardar:YATEEM |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: November 12, 2007 |
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| Sardar travelling 1st time in a plain,go... |
| 494 Votes, |
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Sardar travelling 1st time in a plain,going 2 Bengalore.While it's landing he shouted
"Bangalore, Bangalore"
Air hostess said:"B silent"
Sardar:"angalore, angalore" |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: November 12, 2007 |
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| Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver ... |
| 483 Votes, |
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Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi.. |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: November 13, 2007 |
