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| Which are the 2 latest versions of java.... |
| 539 Votes, |
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Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava |
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| Submitted By: fukhtu on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kat... |
| 560 Votes, |
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!! |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabba... |
| 883 Votes, |
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| Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai. |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Dad : Son, what do you want for your bir... |
| 469 Votes, |
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Medical Shayari:
When you breathe, you... |
| 529 Votes, |
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Medical Shayari:
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai! |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: August 31, 2007 |
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| An engineering student to his sweeper br... |
| 473 Votes, |
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job. |
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| Submitted By: Rebecaa on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Womens r like Internet Virus 1st they en... |
| 614 Votes, |
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| Womens r like Internet Virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life forever. |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dost... |
| 554 Votes, |
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| Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla. |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: August 31, 2007 |
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| 10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
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| 638 Votes, |
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10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya... |
| 536 Votes, |
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Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai... |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: August 31, 2007 |
