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| What is a girl friend? Addition of probl... |
| 362 Votes, |
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| What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: February 06, 2010 |
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| God made man and then rested. God made w... |
| 363 Votes, |
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| God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: February 06, 2010 |
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| This is your boss: "You are allowed to r... |
| 357 Votes, |
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| This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds." |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: February 06, 2010 |
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| Vikari-MAA Viksha do.
Ladki-Ye Lo beta.... |
| 418 Votes, |
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Vikari-MAA Viksha do.
Ladki-Ye Lo beta.
Vikari-Ha Ha Ha! Main Vikari nehi RABAN hu.
Ladki-Ha! Ha! Ha! Bolo kaha jana hai,mai bhi sita nehi DHNADE WALI HU. |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: February 07, 2010 |
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| COP: Are ypu married?
Sardar: Yes, to a... |
| 470 Votes, |
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COP: Are ypu married?
Sardar: Yes, to a woman.
COP,angrily:of course! Did you ever hear anyone marrying a man?
sardar: My sister did! |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: February 12, 2010 |
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| CAREER is LIGHT and GIRLS r like SHADOW ... |
| 344 Votes, |
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| CAREER is LIGHT and GIRLS r like SHADOW ! If u try to catch the SHADOW u will miss the LIGHT.If u ignore shadow adn walk 2wards the LIGHT the SHADOW'll follow u. |
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| Submitted By: Ninki on: February 12, 2010 |
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| HELLO, this is your mobile. There is no ... |
| 356 Votes, |
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| HELLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!! |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: February 13, 2010 |
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| You are a nice person, but......u have t... |
| 537 Votes, |
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You are a nice person, but......u have to do 2 things early in the morning.
1st pray to God so that u can live.
2nd take a bath so that others can live. |
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| Submitted By: Arpit on: April 02, 2010 |
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| boy:grandpa,how come ur hair is white bt... |
| 361 Votes, |
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boy:grandpa,how come ur hair is white bt moustache is black?
grandpa:because my moustache is 14yrs younger than my hair. |
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| Submitted By: keno bolbo? on: April 14, 2010 |
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| 1:which is the best gift u got on b'day?... |
| 362 Votes, |
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1:which is the best gift u got on b'day?
2:the trumpet.
1:what's so special about it?
2:mom gives me rs.10 daily for not playing it. |
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| Submitted By: keno bolbo? on: April 14, 2010 |
