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| Intelligence is like an underwear..
it ... |
| 482 Votes, |
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Intelligence is like an underwear..
it is important that u have it,
but not necessary to show it .....! |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: November 19, 2007 |
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| Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha:... |
| 494 Votes, |
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Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI" |
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| Submitted By: Jony 21 on: November 20, 2007 |
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| A 60 year old bachelor advertises his Za... |
| 491 Votes, |
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| A 60 year old bachelor advertises his Zarorat-e-Rishta add. After 1 month he got a letter in reply ?mian sab iss age mein rishte nahi faristhay aatay hein.? |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: November 20, 2007 |
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| Thought for the day!
If time doesnt wai... |
| 426 Votes, |
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Thought for the day!
If time doesnt wait 4 u, don worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock & enjoy the life! |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: November 20, 2007 |
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| WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya r... |
| 488 Votes, |
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WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ?
AJIT: Iska naam Peter rakh do!
WOMAN: Meera doosra larka bhi hai jo iskaa twin hai, Mein uskaa naam kya rakhon ?
AJIT: Us kaa naam Repeter rakh do! |
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| Submitted By: Mainak on: November 21, 2007 |
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| sardar wid freind: kl raat 3 ghantay aik... |
| 475 Votes, |
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sardar wid freind: kl raat 3 ghantay aik english movie dekhi... us mai na koi scen tha,na awaz
friend :film ka nam kya tha????:
sardar:plz insert disc:.... |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: November 22, 2007 |
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| JOHN TELLS MIKE, " YOUR FRIEND IS KISSIN... |
| 438 Votes, |
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JOHN TELLS MIKE, " YOUR FRIEND IS KISSING YOUR WIFE".MIKE RUNS HOME, RETURNS SOON AND
SLAPS JOHN SAYING, " HE IS NOT MY FRIEND, STUPID" |
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| Submitted By: Derek on: November 22, 2007 |
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| Piece of PHILOSOPHY frm a passionate smo... |
| 416 Votes, |
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Piece of PHILOSOPHY frm a passionate smoker...."I always THINK of leaving Cigaratte but...........
for THINKING,I need a Cigaratte" |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: November 22, 2007 |
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| 1st line 2b written in xams-"all d answe... |
| 475 Votes, |
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| 1st line 2b written in xams-"all d answers written below r imaginary n work of pure fiction.Ny resemblance is unintentional n purely co-incidental". |
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| Submitted By: Chiggi on: November 22, 2007 |
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| PARH LIKH KAR KIYA KARNA HAI,
AKHIR AIK... |
| 517 Votes, |
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PARH LIKH KAR KIYA KARNA HAI,
AKHIR AIK DIN SAB KO MARNA HAI,
MAR KAR AGAR JANAM LIYA TO,
PHIR SALA NUSERY SE HI PARHNA HAI |
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| Submitted By: admin on: November 23, 2007 |
