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| Husband:"Darling years ago u had a figur... |
| 450 Votes, |
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Husband:"Darling years ago u had a figure like a Coke bottle."
Wife:"Yes darling I still do but the only difference is earlier it was300ml and now it's 1.5 liter. |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay gh... |
| 477 Votes, |
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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai. |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
HARD-DISK... |
| 440 Votes, |
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Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expected |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: October 19, 2007 |
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| aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha... |
| 463 Votes, |
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| aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and ... |
| 406 Votes, |
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Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega"I... |
| 407 Votes, |
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| Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5Times" |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 19, 2007 |
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| 3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Te... |
| 408 Votes, |
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3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?
Tell her not 2 tell any1... |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only on... |
| 476 Votes, |
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Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan? |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
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| 481 Votes, |
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Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"
Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!" |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: October 19, 2007 |
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| NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE CAN NEITHER B... |
| 417 Votes, |
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| NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR DESTROYD BUT IT CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE GRL TO ANTHR WID D CONSIDERABLE LOSS OF MONEY |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: October 19, 2007 |
