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| A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, W... |
| 518 Votes, |
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| A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 08, 2007 |
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| pooch na teri judaee kay lamhay main nay... |
| 502 Votes, |
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pooch na teri judaee kay lamhay main nay kaisay betaay ,
Paani main surf Excel mila kay straw say bulbulay banaay... |
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| Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 08, 2007 |
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| Thought for the future generation: Don't... |
| 470 Votes, |
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| Thought for the future generation: Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy. |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 08, 2007 |
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| jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay k... |
| 490 Votes, |
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jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay.
jin kay pass nahee hay woo ungli dal kar kam chalaty hay.
bolo kya?
dirty mind it's tooth brush |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: September 08, 2007 |
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| It takes 15 trees to produce the amount ... |
| 729 Votes, |
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| It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: September 08, 2007 |
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| GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie do... |
| 457 Votes, |
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GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 08, 2007 |
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| The best way to remember your wife's bir... |
| 450 Votes, |
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| The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 09, 2007 |
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| Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your ... |
| 489 Votes, |
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Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD. Good nit. |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 10, 2007 |
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| SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats? B... |
| 554 Votes, |
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| SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats? Balance ka moh tyag-- SMS kar, mitron se sampark rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi, SHUB RATRI. |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: September 10, 2007 |
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| Bhagvan krishna ne geeta me kaha hai, Ka... |
| 523 Votes, |
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Bhagvan krishna ne geeta me kaha hai, Kalyoug me ek acha dost hoga jo SMS
karega our dusra sirf pad kar muskurayega. Hasooo or hasooo. |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: September 10, 2007 |
