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| My wife ran away with my best friend.
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| 445 Votes, |
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My wife ran away with my best friend.
To tell you the truth, I really miss him. |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 17, 2007 |
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| Doctor to Patient : The check which u ga... |
| 449 Votes, |
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Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back. |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 17, 2007 |
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| AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men ... |
| 451 Votes, |
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AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Sardar to Girlfriend- Darling main tum s... |
| 490 Votes, |
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Sardar to Girlfriend- Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend- Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar- 1 biwi aur 3 bacche... |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil... |
| 491 Votes, |
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| sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay. |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: October 18, 2007 |
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| behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is ... |
| 441 Votes, |
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| behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man... |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai
Mal... |
| 475 Votes, |
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Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai
Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte hai
Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de sakte. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 18, 2007 |
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| TEACHER :Name the animal which live in w... |
| 426 Votes, |
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TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister". |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after... |
| 517 Votes, |
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| Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing. |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| A plane is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin... |
| 434 Votes, |
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A plane is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
'' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?''
So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!'' |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: October 18, 2007 |
