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Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sa... |
507 Votes, |
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Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sab ko new AK47 degai
Sardar: Sir ya Samny ki taraf ker k chalaygi ya apni taraf ?
Officer: Jahaan merzi ker k chaloo dono suraton mein desh ka hi faida hoga |
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Submitted By: Raghav on: January 02, 2008 |
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If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. Wha... |
496 Votes, |
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If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. What will b d slogan?
"AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN", Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna! |
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Submitted By: Aniket on: January 02, 2008 |
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5 rules for student
1.Never make nois... |
482 Votes, |
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5 rules for student
1.Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.
2.Keep the college clean so stay away.
3.Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room.
4.Always take books coz u dont get pillow to help u sleep well.
5.Never be early to class or else no one will notice. |
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Submitted By: Paggi on: January 03, 2008 |
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how wud u differntiate
b/w Morga n Morg... |
473 Votes, |
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how wud u differntiate
b/w Morga n Morgi??
jawab neeche hai
throw a stone..
ager Bhaga tu Morga..
or ager Bhagi tu Morgi |
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Submitted By: Admin on: January 06, 2008 |
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Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main ... |
453 Votes, |
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Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi
Socho socho
aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!! |
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Submitted By: Amarendra on: January 07, 2008 |
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Who played a double role in SHOLAY?
... |
404 Votes, |
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Who played a double role in SHOLAY?
Socho..
Aur socho yaar..
"THE COIN".. |
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Submitted By: Cris12 on: January 08, 2008 |
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The more I learn the more I get to know,... |
470 Votes, |
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The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning?? |
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Submitted By: Rohit on: January 08, 2008 |
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One day Sardar was giving dictation to h... |
426 Votes, |
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One day Sardar was giving dictation to his tution.... Then last bench student told to Sardar that
"Sir we can't hear..."
Sardar: "OK! I will write it on the board..." |
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Submitted By: Raghav on: January 08, 2008 |
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marr... |
414 Votes, |
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. |
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Submitted By: Varun on: January 09, 2008 |
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Aam ki khushboo barish ki bahar,
Garmi ... |
562 Votes, |
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Aam ki khushboo barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka mosam aaney ko tayar,
Thori si masti thora sa pyar
Loadshading k lye raho tyaar,
Happy summer season yaar |
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Submitted By: Craig_s on: January 11, 2008 |