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| Man:what is million years to u?
God:on... |
| 447 Votes, |
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Man:what is million years to u?
God:only a second.
Man:what is billion of Dollar.to u?
God:only a Coin.
Man:ok give me a Coin.
God:wait a second.... |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-, Will... |
| 448 Votes, |
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A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-, Will u do it?
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up... |
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| Submitted By: fukhtu on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WI... |
| 452 Votes, |
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Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever. |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As o... |
| 444 Votes, |
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| Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born. |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji... |
| 486 Votes, |
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| Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke Mandir gaya. Ramji ne kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne dhoondhi thi. |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Thought for the Days!!!
if you call yo... |
| 441 Votes, |
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Thought for the Days!!!
if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Man ask God " God Y U make women so BEAU... |
| 433 Votes, |
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Man ask God " God Y U make women so BEAUTIFUL? God:so that u can LUV her.
Man:but Y u make her so STUPID?
God says so that she can LUV U....... |
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| Submitted By: dark morph on: October 18, 2007 |
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| A sardar was running with his pregnent w... |
| 468 Votes, |
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| A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa. |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: October 18, 2007 |
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| A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween ... |
| 425 Votes, |
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| A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too |
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| Submitted By: mani3 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| boy says to girl main tum ko without tuc... |
| 461 Votes, |
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| boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 19, 2007 |
