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| Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devda... |
| 513 Votes, |
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| Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan" |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: September 04, 2007 |
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| HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE ... |
| 572 Votes, |
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| HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOR DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAZE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHO TERE SAARE DAANT TOR DENGE |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 04, 2007 |
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| What did the elephant say to the naked m... |
| 479 Votes, |
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing? |
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| Submitted By: mani3 on: September 04, 2007 |
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| He came at night,
explored my body,
g... |
| 470 Votes, |
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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Arre deewano mujay pehchano.
Kahan say ... |
| 603 Votes, |
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Arre deewano mujay pehchano.
Kahan say aya main............?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
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number dekh k pata nahi lagda. |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 04, 2007 |
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| PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel m... |
| 497 Votes, |
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,Uski ek Ad... |
| 536 Votes, |
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| Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| 1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is tr... |
| 576 Votes, |
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1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
In Tension???
Send to some1 else. |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum... |
| 576 Votes, |
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Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao....... |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: September 05, 2007 |
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| A girl phoned me the other day and said.... |
| 458 Votes, |
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| A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 05, 2007 |
