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| Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....N... |
| 451 Votes, |
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Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i'll xplain...
ager koi ganji ladki
auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain
auto_mein_takli:) |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: October 22, 2007 |
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| larka: tootey huey dil se pyaar karo gi,... |
| 466 Votes, |
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larka: tootey huey dil se pyaar karo gi, ya dil tootney tak pyaar karo gi?
larki: tootey huey chappel se maar khao gey, ya chappel tootney tak maar khao ge?? |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 22, 2007 |
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| The more you study. the more you know, ... |
| 752 Votes, |
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The more you study. the more you know,
The more you know. The more you forget,
The more you forget. The less you know,
So why study? |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: October 22, 2007 |
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| Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 l... |
| 443 Votes, |
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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi. |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: October 22, 2007 |
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| Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shad... |
| 457 Votes, |
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| Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay" |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: October 22, 2007 |
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| World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?... |
| 424 Votes, |
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World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife. |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 22, 2007 |
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| Can you explain to me how this lipstick ... |
| 429 Votes, |
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Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off. |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: October 22, 2007 |
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| Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka di... |
| 455 Votes, |
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Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---
aur friendship day ---!!---
ek saath padega |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: October 22, 2007 |
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| Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kis... |
| 453 Votes, |
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| Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 22, 2007 |
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| Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
... |
| 459 Votes, |
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Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,
Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain,
Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain. |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: October 22, 2007 |
