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| Interviewer: imagine that u r in room wi... |
| 437 Votes, |
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Interviewer: imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape?
Sardar ji: very simple, I'll stop imagining... |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: January 18, 2008 |
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| The best relation ever is between 2 eyes... |
| 441 Votes, |
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The best relation ever is between 2 eyes, "they blink, move, cry, see & sleep together."
Still they never see each other directly but when they see A Girl, 1 will blink & another will not.
MORAL :- A Girl Can Break Any Kind Of Relationship....... |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: January 18, 2008 |
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| Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati ha... |
| 492 Votes, |
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| Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai, har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai, hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai, kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan ka darr dikha jaati hai. |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: January 19, 2008 |
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| Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? ... |
| 438 Votes, |
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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho. |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: January 20, 2008 |
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| Wife: Jan main mer gaee tu kia ho ga ?
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| 455 Votes, |
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Wife: Jan main mer gaee tu kia ho ga ?
Husband: Main tu pagal hi ho jaon ga...
Wife: Dusri shadi tu nahi karoo gay na ?
Husband: Pagal,tu Kuch bhi ker sakta hai.. |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: January 20, 2008 |
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| if mallika plays the role of draupadi,,,... |
| 429 Votes, |
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| if mallika plays the role of draupadi,,,duryodhan will say-" dussashan, pehna do hamari bhabhi ko sari, hum bhi to dekhen ye vastron me kaisi lagti hai..!!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: January 21, 2008 |
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| At the scene of an accident a man was cr... |
| 462 Votes, |
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: January 21, 2008 |
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| Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossibl... |
| 438 Votes, |
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Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossible to read?
Because they all have an exclusive msg only for the chemist: "Maine patient ko loot liya ab teri bari" :-) |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: January 22, 2008 |
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| Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gol... |
| 442 Votes, |
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Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gola!
Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gola
Aur woh boli ke thanda matlab COCA COLA. |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: January 22, 2008 |
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| What will! u call a person who is leavin... |
| 425 Votes, |
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What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
Socho...............
Hindustan Lever (Leaver). |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: January 23, 2008 |
