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| The Madrasi said, I want to see the movi... |
| 453 Votes, |
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The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai! |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: December 20, 2007 |
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| Girl: when we get married, i want to sha... |
| 422 Votes, |
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| Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: December 22, 2007 |
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| Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay... |
| 537 Votes, |
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Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise ' |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 22, 2007 |
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| How lazy people like u wash face in the ... |
| 551 Votes, |
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How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?
They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
Oh God sooooooooooo cold water |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: December 22, 2007 |
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| A foreigner had a very spicy India dinne... |
| 426 Votes, |
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A foreigner had a very spicy India dinner
Next morning he came out of TOILET n said...
Now I understand y Indian use water
BLOODY TISSUE CAN CATCH FIRE....... |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: December 23, 2007 |
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| SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'... |
| 469 Votes, |
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SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:
"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 23, 2007 |
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| Do Pathano ko 3 live bomb mile.
1 Patha... |
| 466 Votes, |
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Do Pathano ko 3 live bomb mile.
1 Pathan: Chal police ko de kar aate hain.
2 Pathan: Agar koi bum raste main hi phat gaya to?
1 Pathan: Jhoot bhol denge, ki 2 hi mile the |
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| Submitted By: Ankit on: December 23, 2007 |
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| Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All ite... |
| 471 Votes, |
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Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All items in my house r missing except TV
Police: Why thief didn't stole the TV?
Sardar: Because i am watching TV naa. |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: December 24, 2007 |
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| BOY: Ay bewafa tu ney dil jala dala.
Di... |
| 421 Votes, |
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BOY: Ay bewafa tu ney dil jala dala.
Dil jal k raakh hogya.
GIRL: Teri ye qurbani bekar nhi jayegi,
RAAKH
idhar bhej dey "bartan" dhoney k kam aayegi... |
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| Submitted By: Ankit on: December 24, 2007 |
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| Go down to see my heart...
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| 571 Votes, |
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Go down to see my heart...
Daikha!!!!
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL |
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| Submitted By: Safir on: December 26, 2007 |
