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| Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo of... |
| 493 Votes, |
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| Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE. |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: September 02, 2007 |
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| What's the difference between wife n nei... |
| 453 Votes, |
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What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately. |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya m... |
| 490 Votes, |
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se... |
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| Submitted By: admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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| positive thinking is a bit like this: a ... |
| 529 Votes, |
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| positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly! |
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| Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Dream makes everything possible, Hope ma... |
| 551 Votes, |
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| Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, ... |
| 451 Votes, |
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: September 02, 2007 |
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| In a train, ticket checker to a saint: T... |
| 437 Votes, |
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail. |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have br... |
| 457 Votes, |
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Who said english is easy??? Fill in the ... |
| 564 Votes, |
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Who said english is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I dont have brain...
2.-----I dont have sence...
3.-----I am stupid.... |
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| Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Q: What did the gangster's son tell his ... |
| 443 Votes, |
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything." |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 03, 2007 |
