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| Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh ... |
| 470 Votes, |
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Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie. |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent B... |
| 441 Votes, |
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Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the
Rich Boy.. |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Mobile repair karne waale ko agar loose ... |
| 434 Votes, |
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Mobile repair karne waale ko agar loose motion ho jaye to wo doctor ko kese xpalain karega?
DOCTOR sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hai,outgoing mai takleef ho rahi hai,subah se naye naye
ringtones baj rahe hai,or pait mai balance nahi bach raha hai,jitna bhi recharge karo jaldi kharch ho jata
hai |
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| Submitted By: ash(21) on: October 20, 2007 |
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| SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?
P... |
| 463 Votes, |
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SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?
PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua
SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak
MUMMY kaha se laye he |
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| Submitted By: ash(21) on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An id... |
| 416 Votes, |
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No. |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: ... |
| 465 Votes, |
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye! |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Why are Egyptian's Children always conf... |
| 414 Votes, |
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Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY. |
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| Submitted By: boere on: October 20, 2007 |
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| girl: If u will try to kiss me,
mien sh... |
| 464 Votes, |
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girl: If u will try to kiss me,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As... |
| 426 Votes, |
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| Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was a huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se... |
| 456 Votes, |
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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: October 20, 2007 |
