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| Diwali OFFER Dial 100 & say "Bomb in Par... |
| 543 Votes, |
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Diwali OFFER Dial 100 & say "Bomb in Parliament". Get a free trip 2central jail food clothing, housing free for 15yrs.
Hurry Up offer valid today only. |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 21, 2010 |
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| Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enj... |
| 346 Votes, |
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| Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents. |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: January 23, 2010 |
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| Dnt giv importance 2 money,bcz it can gi... |
| 515 Votes, |
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| Dnt giv importance 2 money,bcz it can giv u bed but not sleep,books bt nt brains,cloth but not beauty,luxries bt not happiness. So? Transfer dat al 2 my account! |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 23, 2010 |
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| Definition of a Nurse A young and beauti... |
| 338 Votes, |
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| Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: January 24, 2010 |
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| Ek machar ki shaadi makhi se ho gayi. Su... |
| 381 Votes, |
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| Ek machar ki shaadi makhi se ho gayi. Suhag raat me bahar ghumte dekh kar dusre machar ne pucha: kya hua? Woh bola tri bhabi ALL-OUT lagake so rahi hai... |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 24, 2010 |
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| Friendship has 1 imp law:never mk ur frn... |
| 421 Votes, |
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| Friendship has 1 imp law:never mk ur frnds feel lonely until ur alive...! So disturb ur frnds as much as u can, as i do alwayz. |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 24, 2010 |
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| A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20... |
| 339 Votes, |
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| A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, But a Girl can make him Stupid in 2 minutes. |
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| Submitted By: Soham on: January 25, 2010 |
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| Frndship is like SUSU in the PANT others... |
| 370 Votes, |
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| Frndship is like SUSU in the PANT others can see it,but only u can feel its warmth spreading slowly all over. So do it,,, feel it & enjoy it! |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 25, 2010 |
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| Ek ladki thi,hasti thi hasati thi.Dur kh... |
| 358 Votes, |
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| Ek ladki thi,hasti thi hasati thi.Dur khari sarmati thi,apne baloko laerati thi.Aaj pata chala sali pagal thi... |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 26, 2010 |
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| Life is like a chocolate cake, with frui... |
| 354 Votes, |
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| Life is like a chocolate cake, with fruits like me and nuts like you |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: January 26, 2010 |
