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| Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2n... |
| 504 Votes, |
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: September 01, 2007 |
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| It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the... |
| 462 Votes, |
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| It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Commerce professor asks the student: wha... |
| 449 Votes, |
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law". |
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| Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 01, 2007 |
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| A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear M... |
| 448 Votes, |
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| A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position... |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal ... |
| 493 Votes, |
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| Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 01, 2007 |
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| What is the height of telling a lie?
A... |
| 712 Votes, |
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What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te" |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Getting married is very much like going ... |
| 444 Votes, |
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thod... |
| 484 Votes, |
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Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke". |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 02, 2007 |
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| An englishman, bihari & punjabi were sta... |
| 451 Votes, |
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An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down. |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi ... |
| 491 Votes, |
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 02, 2007 |
