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| One day RAVAN went to disco......
aur... |
| 444 Votes, |
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One day RAVAN went to disco......
aur woh behoosh ho gaya......
why????
Becoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head..... |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 07, 2007 |
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| If u find a friend better than me,
I wo... |
| 486 Votes, |
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If u find a friend better than me,
I won't stop u,But if he or she leaves u,
just look behind,
i will be there to slap u n say
"HO GAYI TASSALLI" |
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| Submitted By: savour on: December 07, 2007 |
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| Mom advice gal, if a boy hugs u say :'DO... |
| 427 Votes, |
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Mom advice gal, if a boy hugs u say :'DONT'.
If he kisses u say:'STOP'
next day gal told mom:he did both together n i said 'DONT STOP' |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: December 07, 2007 |
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| A motorist hit a sparow.He tuk da uncons... |
| 434 Votes, |
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| A motorist hit a sparow.He tuk da unconscius bird & put in a cage wid bread &water.bird wakes up,luks around & screams "Salakhen! Oh MY GOD I'v kild d motorist. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: December 08, 2007 |
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| Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. P... |
| 434 Votes, |
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| Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua? Doc 4 baar aisa hua.sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 08, 2007 |
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| Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year ... |
| 412 Votes, |
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: December 08, 2007 |
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| Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, ... |
| 435 Votes, |
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| Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. |
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| Submitted By: Praveen on: December 09, 2007 |
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| 1 baar exam mai question aya
"challange... |
| 450 Votes, |
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1 baar exam mai question aya
"challange kise kahty hain"??
pathan ne pora page khali chor kar
last page pe likha
"apne baap ki aalud hy to pass kar k daikha |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: December 09, 2007 |
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| Study = Dont fail (1)
Dont study = Fa... |
| 470 Votes, |
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Study = Dont fail (1)
Dont study = Fail (2)
Adding eqution 1 and 2
Study + Dont Study = fail + dont fail
study(1 + dont) = fail(1 + dont)
Hence
Study = Fail
Hence proved. So dont study. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 11, 2007 |
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| Gurbart,
kanjosi,
narazgi,
neend, ... |
| 519 Votes, |
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Gurbart,
kanjosi,
narazgi,
neend,
mobile main kharabhi,
finger main dard,
balance ki kami,
ya phir koi aur waja hay sms na karney ki |
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| Submitted By: Varun on: December 12, 2007 |
