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| Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 p... |
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Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM. |
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| Submitted By: Jony 21 on: October 21, 2007 |
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| what is the diffrent between
Himami & S... |
| 428 Votes, |
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what is the diffrent between
Himami & Sunami?
Himami is face wash,
Sunami is total wash. |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: October 21, 2007 |
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| STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a z... |
| 434 Votes, |
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STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you. |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 21, 2007 |
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| JUST IMAGINE...
life without girls.
re... |
| 402 Votes, |
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JUST IMAGINE...
life without girls.
result=markets silent,streets empty,police at rest, All mobile companies in loss,no sms,no flowers, no valentiens,no candels, no perfumes, no travelling, ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN ... |
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| Submitted By: Faro on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Teacher: "I killed a person" convert thi... |
| 400 Votes, |
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail". |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: October 21, 2007 |
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| What is the difference between secretary... |
| 420 Votes, |
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| What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR. |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar ... |
| 434 Votes, |
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti. |
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| Submitted By: dark morph on: October 21, 2007 |
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| A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mo... |
| 407 Votes, |
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A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad. |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Teacher: What r the people of Turkey cal... |
| 420 Votes, |
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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs. |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: October 21, 2007 |
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| ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se ... |
| 394 Votes, |
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ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha:
"Beta ab humari izzat tumare haath mai hai"
Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho aaj he loot longa" |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: October 21, 2007 |
