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| main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi... |
| 553 Votes, |
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main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA BHARAT MAHAN" |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gay... |
| 492 Votes, |
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| Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!" |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Friend nahi to life waste,
Salt nahi to... |
| 578 Votes, |
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Friend nahi to life waste,
Salt nahi to food waste,
Story nahi to cinema waste,
Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste... |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a ... |
| 434 Votes, |
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master . |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Pathan sitting on the top of the mountai... |
| 467 Votes, |
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| Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar... |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also d... |
| 485 Votes, |
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| Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai mere y... |
| 497 Votes, |
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Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai mere yaar ka haseen.....
Chand ne kaha... Ullu k pathe, Dimag mat kha,itne upar se kya"TAMBURA DIKHEGA"....!! |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: September 07, 2007 |
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| tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita, ... |
| 471 Votes, |
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tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
Tan Ki Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, BOURNVITA |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun foo... |
| 477 Votes, |
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| Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 07, 2007 |
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| 2 Prove his love..
he swam the DEEPEST ... |
| 419 Votes, |
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2 Prove his love..
he swam the DEEPEST river..
crossed the HOTTEST dessert..
climbed the HIGHEST mountain..
she..
divorced him coz....
HE WAS NEVER AT HOME !! |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 07, 2007 |
