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| god said :: i can't be everywhere
so ... |
| 432 Votes, |
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god said :: i can't be everywhere
so i created friends..
devil replaced : i too can't be everywhere
so i created girl friends.. |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: November 29, 2007 |
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| mouse to elephant: apni chadi dai ga
el... |
| 454 Votes, |
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mouse to elephant: apni chadi dai ga
elephant: pehnay ga kya:
mouse:beti ki shadi pe tent laganay hain |
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| Submitted By: Namit on: November 29, 2007 |
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| Ladki patane ka tarika "use gudgudi karo... |
| 468 Votes, |
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| Ladki patane ka tarika "use gudgudi karo agar hasi to samzo fasi lekin palat k chata mar de to zor zor se chillao " didi dar gayi didi dar gayi". |
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| Submitted By: Praveen on: November 29, 2007 |
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| Sardarni- i am prgnant. Sardar-mai to en... |
| 440 Votes, |
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| Sardarni- i am prgnant. Sardar-mai to england me tha. Sardarni- aap ka photo tha na. Sardar- jhut mat bol haramjadi photo to kamar tak hi tha.. |
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| Submitted By: Pranit on: November 30, 2007 |
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| Father: pados ki larki ko dekho class me... |
| 463 Votes, |
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Father: pados ki larki ko dekho class me 1st aayi hai.. Aur tu fail ho raha hai..
Son: usse hi to dekhta tha isliye fail hogaya!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: November 30, 2007 |
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| Arz kiya hai,
Is dil mein tarane bahu... |
| 491 Votes, |
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Arz kiya hai,
Is dil mein tarane bahut hain,
Zindagi jine ke bahane bahut hain,
Kis-kis ko SMS karoon,
Kambakht iss nacheez ke diwane bahut hain! |
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| Submitted By: funtuzzz on: November 30, 2007 |
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| Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is sh... |
| 461 Votes, |
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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hai. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 01, 2007 |
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| Guddu gana ga raha tha (aj main ooper as... |
| 455 Votes, |
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Guddu gana ga raha tha (aj main ooper asma neechay) to pappu ne guddu ko buhat mara.. bhala q??
Qk asma pappu ki gf ka naam tha |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: December 02, 2007 |
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| Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aa... |
| 451 Votes, |
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Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?
Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!
Teacher: Kaise.?
Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.." |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: December 02, 2007 |
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| New punishment 4 cell owners
Missed c... |
| 517 Votes, |
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New punishment 4 cell owners
Missed cal ke liye JAIL.
Sms k liye FAASI.
Call k liye UMRKAID
aap mat daro
KANJUSO ko to inaam hai. |
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| Submitted By: Derek on: December 02, 2007 |
