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| Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everyt... |
| 427 Votes, |
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Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: December 12, 2007 |
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| Q: What's the difference between good & ... |
| 428 Votes, |
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Q: What's the difference between good & bad gals?
A: Good gals loosen a few buttons when it's hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons! |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: December 12, 2007 |
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| vegetable msg...
mooli gajar ka noor tu... |
| 542 Votes, |
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vegetable msg...
mooli gajar ka noor tugh pai barsai
teri chahat ka aloo timatar tarsai
teri zindagi main ain itnai kaddoo
k tu chotai tindai khanai ko tarsai |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: December 13, 2007 |
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| Machar aur makhi ki hogaya shadi,
Pehli... |
| 431 Votes, |
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Machar aur makhi ki hogaya shadi,
Pehli raat main ho gayi barbadi,
Machar ko kismat hi khoti thi,
Makhi mortien MAT laga kar soti thi. |
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| Submitted By: hamed on: December 14, 2007 |
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| How an intellegent boy purpose to a gurl... |
| 418 Votes, |
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How an intellegent boy purpose to a gurl
He took da gurl along with him on the boat
n in da middle of da sea
he said to da gurl love em or leave the boat |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: December 16, 2007 |
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| wat is d name of jackie chan's mother in... |
| 438 Votes, |
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wat is d name of jackie chan's mother in law?
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guess..
think..
nahi janate?
mai batau??
ok....
VICKS VAPORUB....
CHEN KI SAA(n)S.... |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: December 16, 2007 |
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| Pholo ko dekha to tum nazar aaye,
Chand... |
| 534 Votes, |
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Pholo ko dekha to tum nazar aaye,
Chand ko dekha to tum nazar aaye,
Samandar ko dekha to tum nazar aaye,
Plz tum zara side hoge to kuch aur dikhe, |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: December 16, 2007 |
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| Why are Indian husbands known as "SILVER... |
| 394 Votes, |
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Why are Indian husbands known as "SILVER"?
And
Why are American husbands known as "GOLD"?
Socho
Arae Socho
Thoda sur Socho
Socho Socho....
Nahi Aata
BCoz
Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)
American wives call their husband "A u"( Scientific Symbol for Gold) |
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| Submitted By: Aussies on: December 17, 2007 |
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| Chalo kaam pakro aur uthak baithak karo.... |
| 492 Votes, |
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Chalo kaam pakro aur uthak baithak karo.
<O>
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JL
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JL
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Bolo ab ROZ SMS karoge. |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: December 19, 2007 |
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| I asked my new girlfriend what sort of b... |
| 394 Votes, |
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| I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 19, 2007 |
