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He : Andar Gaya? She : Ha.. Gaya. He...
1352 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
He : Andar Gaya?
She : Ha.. Gaya.

He : Dukha Kya?
She : Zara bhi nahi.

He : Aur Ek Baar?
She : Ab isme Daalo.

He : Achha laga?
She : Haa..Bahoot. . . .

He : OK.MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 210
Submitted By: fine sms on: October 12, 2008
Q: Does p*nis deserve overtime & hazard ...
356 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Does p*nis deserve overtime & hazard pay?



A: Yes!Coz it works in deep,damp,hot tunnels,often head down & mostly in night shifts!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Cris12 on: October 12, 2008
Old saying: Early to bed and early t...
279 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Old saying:

Early to bed and early to rise,

makes a man healthy and wise.



New saying:

Early to bed and early to rise,

makes your women go to other guys...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 178
Submitted By: Shawn on: October 12, 2008
Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar, ...
405 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar,

Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka Intezaar Na Kar,

Channel Badal Aur FTV Laga Le Bachcha,

ESPN Par Sania Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: rxit on: October 12, 2008
I luv it wen u go down on me u reliev...
180 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I luv it wen u go down on me

u relieve so much stress & tension

but wen i feel its gettin gud

u go back up..

damn Gas Prices!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 140
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: October 12, 2008
On a wedding nght a nervous Husband t...
215 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
On a wedding nght a nervous Husband

tells his Wife

'Im just 5 Ft 6 inches!

& ur..?'

Wife: 'Forget the 5ft.Lets

Concentrate on d 6 inches!'
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: Rony55 on: October 12, 2008
What does a gynaecologist and a pizza ...
153 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What does a gynaecologist and a pizza
delivery boy have in common?

They both get to smell it,
but don't get to eat it...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 128
Submitted By: Varun on: October 13, 2008
It takes thousand workers to build a...
110 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
It takes thousand workers

to build a castle Million

soldiers to protect a country



But Just One woman to make

a Happy HOME! And that

woman is called the Maid
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 179
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: October 13, 2008
TEACHER:- Osama has 5 wifes & 20 childre...
354 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
TEACHER:- Osama has 5 wifes & 20 children.
Lalu has 1 wife & 9 children.
Who is better?
Student:- Osama's score is GOOD! But, Lalu's Strike rate is better.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Santimoy Jana on: October 25, 2008
Jale hue TOST aur PREGANANT Girl friend ...
443 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Jale hue TOST aur PREGANANT Girl friend mein kya similarity hai? Donoko dekh kar AFSOS hota hai ki kaash ek minute PAHELE NIKAL LIYA HOTA...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 140
Submitted By: Suri on: January 02, 2010
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