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| Test ur IQ:
Poisonous BRA: CoBra
Mathe... |
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Test ur IQ:
Poisonous BRA: CoBra
Mathemetical BRA: AlgeBra
Striped BRA: ZeBra
Strongest BRA:VerteBra
Sun-sign BRA: LiBra
And u thought u knew all abt BRA! |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: November 16, 2007 |
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| In a rape trial the lawyer asked: Did u ... |
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In a rape trial the lawyer asked: Did u scream for help?
Girl: Yes Sir.
Lawyer: Did anyone come?
She shyly replied: Yes sir, first I did, then he did. |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: November 16, 2007 |
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| Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena.
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Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai. |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: November 16, 2007 |
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| What's the diff between a Lollipop and a... |
| 3 Votes, |
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What's the diff between a Lollipop and a Penis ?
The Lollipop gets smaller with each lick and PENIS gets bigger with each lick. |
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| Submitted By: Prady on: November 18, 2007 |
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| Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty ... |
| 3 Votes, |
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Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai. |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: November 18, 2007 |
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| Lady 2 Sardar: Wats the time??
Sardar: ... |
| 7 Votes, |
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Lady 2 Sardar: Wats the time??
Sardar: Bra Panties...
Lady slapped him & said wat nonesense!! I asked u the time
Sardar: Oh jee, wohi tou bata raha hun,
Bara Paintees , 12:35....!!!! |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: November 19, 2007 |
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| Similarities between BRA and BAR.
Both ... |
| 6 Votes, |
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Similarities between BRA and BAR.
Both have same alphabets. Both r drinkin zones. Both have restriction time of closing and opening.
When open, both drive men crazy! |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: November 19, 2007 |
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| 10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend- Tr... |
| 4 Votes, |
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10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend- Truthful, Intelligent, Gentle, Humble, Tolerant, Polite,
Understanding, Sexy,
Smart, Youthful. In short -TIGHT PUSSY |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: November 20, 2007 |
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| Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aa... |
| 11 Votes, |
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Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi. |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: November 21, 2007 |
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| A woman who arouses a man and leaves is ... |
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A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?
Ans: Moisturiser. |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: November 21, 2007 |
