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| Long Life
Q: What is the secret of lo... |
| 504 Votes, |
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Long Life
Q: What is the secret of long life?
A: Morning 2 eggs,evening 2 pegs and night 2 legs! |
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| Submitted By: Paggi on: August 22, 2008 |
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| What is the sex organ of an elephant and... |
| 500 Votes, |
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What is the sex organ of an elephant and why?
His foot, Coz if he stamps on you, you are screwed. |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: August 22, 2008 |
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| What is the resemblance between
a wi... |
| 498 Votes, |
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What is the resemblance between
a windscreen wiper and a woman?
When they are wet, they
do not squeak any more! |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: August 22, 2008 |
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| After gr8 sex, she lies there
stroki... |
| 491 Votes, |
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After gr8 sex, she lies there
stroking his penis.
He asks: Do you want more sex?
She says: No. Just admiring ur penis.
I used to have one just like it. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: August 22, 2008 |
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| Gone r the days when booze
was booze... |
| 475 Votes, |
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Gone r the days when booze
was booze, choot was choot,
boss was boss & king was king.
Now choot is king, booze is
boss & the boss is a choot. |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: August 22, 2008 |
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| What is common between Moov cream and a ... |
| 487 Votes, |
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What is common between Moov cream and a penis?
Dono gehraai tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaram dilaaye.
"Aahhh se A-haaaa tak".. |
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| Submitted By: Sontu on: August 22, 2008 |
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| Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur
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| 488 Votes, |
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Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur
Thakur : Lele Bhenchod, lekin subah
8 baje meri gand dhone aa jaana! |
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| Submitted By: Naba on: August 22, 2008 |
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| Two girls returning from movie
1s... |
| 471 Votes, |
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Two girls returning from movie
1st: mere rupaye chori ho gaye!
2nd: tu to blouse mein rakhti thi phir kaise?
1st: muje kya pata saala chori kar raha hai. |
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| Submitted By: Sms frk on: August 23, 2008 |
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| Wat's da similarity between
bungee j... |
| 497 Votes, |
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Wat's da similarity between
bungee jumping & sex ?
In both u go up & down,
both r exiting adventurous
& dangerous & in both cases,
if the rubber breaks U R SCREWED |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: August 23, 2008 |
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| A boy asked Airtel Girl
what is ur spe... |
| 500 Votes, |
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A boy asked Airtel Girl
what is ur speciality?
Airtel Girl Night time
incoming free!! |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: August 23, 2008 |
