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Boys say it's great, boys say it's f...
290 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boys say it's great,

boys say it's fine.



9 months later they

say it's not mine !
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 96
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 07, 2008
Friend: How's ur sex life? Man: As us...
289 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Friend: How's ur sex life?

Man: As usual great, Monday to Friday.



Friend: What about the weekends?

Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 176
Submitted By: Ankit on: September 07, 2008
Woman's period Whats the closest thin...
276 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Woman's period

Whats the closest thing to a womans period?

Your salary.

It comes once a month,

lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,

everythings fucked
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 175
Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 07, 2008
..... Tarzan swings, Tarzan falls, J...
282 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
..... Tarzan swings, Tarzan

falls, Jane saves him by

grabbing his balls....



Now u know why Tarzan

yells .............

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Kina on: September 07, 2008
DOST TERI DOSTI ITNI PYARI ISLIYE SAB...
282 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
DOST TERI DOSTI ITNI PYARI

ISLIYE SABANE TERI GAND MARI

CHAL AB KHOL MERI BARI....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 88
Submitted By: Vishal on: September 08, 2008
A Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady...
278 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady,
he said ,"mam u r holding my balls".

she said," I know,
its just to remind u that we r not going 2 hurt each other".
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Admin on: September 08, 2008
Dog's attitude towards life One s...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Dog's attitude towards life



One should have a dog's attitude towards all difficult things in life.



If u cant eat it or f*ck it, then piss on it and move on!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 171
Submitted By: Sashank on: September 08, 2008
Girl goes 2 Dr with mom Girl-Medical...
296 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl goes 2 Dr with mom

Girl-Medical checkup krana hai

Dr-sare kapde utar k parde k piche let jao... Girl-mera nahi mummy ka!

Dr oh!...mataji Jeeb bahar nikaaliye.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 175
Submitted By: adi on: September 08, 2008
LADY (BRA LETE WAQT) - Apake yaha Br...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
LADY (BRA LETE WAQT) -

Apake yaha Bra ki koun

koun si size hai?



SARDAR: Small, medium, Large,

Extra Large, Bapp re bapp, aur

Hey Bhagwan... Koun si dun Madam?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 178
Submitted By: Ankit on: September 08, 2008
Elephant to camel "Why do u have boob...
267 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Elephant to camel "Why do u

have boobs on ur back?"

The camnel replied "thats a

fucking good question from

someone with a penis on his face!"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: anomym on: September 08, 2008
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