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Sex is good, sex is fine Doggy style...
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Sex is good, sex is fine

Doggy style or 69

Just 4 fun or getting paid

everyone loves getting laid



So if u want me in the sack,

lick ur lips n text me back
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: Preity on: August 23, 2008
Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele, MADAM: are...
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Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele,

MADAM: arey bhiya kele to

pilpile hain kadak aur

lambe do.



K.W: Arey madam kabhi to

kahne ke liye liya karo...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: ritz on: August 23, 2008
Q: Do you know why girls don't keep ...
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Q: Do you know why girls don't

keep thier mobiles in shirt pocket?



A: B'coz can't get signals near

hills & mountains.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: Abinash on: August 23, 2008
son 2 dad does a heart have legs? dad ...
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son 2 dad does a heart have legs?
dad NO, son don't lie I heard u say,
sweet heart spread ur legs.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 102
Submitted By: Kina on: August 23, 2008
When you dont know whether to love o...
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When you dont know whether

to love or hate,

when you are in

a confused state,

dont feel & dont debate,

just sit alone &....

MASTURBATE...!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Sibu on: August 24, 2008
Teacher: Explain responsibility? ...
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Teacher: Explain responsibility?



Student: Madam ur blouse has 4

buttons, if 3 buttons break

down the entire responsibility

will on the 4th one !!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: August 24, 2008
Banta said, Life after Marriage with u h...
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Banta said, Life after Marriage with u has become like a Dog.



Wife’s  reply, “How can u comparing ur self to a dog? Dog sticks and maintains for an hour & u start farting in a minute."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 192
Submitted By: Shawn on: August 24, 2008
Two Prostitutes were talking.. 1...
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Two Prostitutes were talking..



1st-We r in the best business in the world.



2nd-Hows that?



1st-We have it, we sell it, and we Still have it!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Vinu on: August 24, 2008
Nipple Nipple dont be far Let me pres...
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Nipple Nipple dont be far

Let me press u in my car

up above the chest so high

always milky never dry

let me suck u dont feel shy

in the brassieres u will die
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 172
Submitted By: Hamed88 on: August 24, 2008
A Thot 2 ponder: Love is like a P...
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A Thot 2 ponder:



Love is like a Pant and Friendship is like Chaddi.

Coz agar Pant phat bhi jaaye toh Chaddi izzat bachaa leti hain!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 142
Submitted By: Admin on: August 24, 2008
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