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| Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking ar... |
| 512 Votes, |
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Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking around, the neighbours can see ur thing?
Husband: So what?
Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY! |
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| Submitted By: Rangesh on: November 21, 2007 |
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| Santa: During sex both of us njoyed, the... |
| 500 Votes, |
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Santa: During sex both of us njoyed, then y should I pay?
Prostitute: For us it's Incoming, so its free. For men it's Outgoing, so u have to. |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: November 22, 2007 |
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| Today's Generation:
A 6 yr old boy... |
| 486 Votes, |
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Today's Generation:
A 6 yr old boy to a 4 yr old boy: Dude,I found a condom in the balcony.
4 yr old boy: What’s a balcony? |
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| Submitted By: Chiggi on: November 23, 2007 |
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| Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, h... |
| 514 Votes, |
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Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms. |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: November 23, 2007 |
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| AIDS awareness slogan: Either use First ... |
| 491 Votes, |
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| AIDS awareness slogan: Either use First Hand or Just Hand. |
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| Submitted By: Rangesh on: November 23, 2007 |
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| Want to see URANUS planet without a tele... |
| 496 Votes, |
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Want to see URANUS planet without a telescope ?
Ok, bend ur waist by 90 degrees, then bend ur knees 45 degrees. Hold a mirror between ur legs, now u can see UR-ANUS! |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 23, 2007 |
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| He asked: How do you feel about SEX.
Sh... |
| 494 Votes, |
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He asked: How do you feel about SEX.
She said: Well I like it Infrequently.
HE asked: Is that One word or Two? |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: November 24, 2007 |
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| Every married man keeps wondering every ... |
| 493 Votes, |
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Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Shud I go out and look at what I cannot fuck
or stay home and fuck what I cannot look at. |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: November 25, 2007 |
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| Accident takes a minute but sufferings l... |
| 496 Votes, |
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| Accident takes a minute but sufferings last a lifetime. Plz wear Condom & Helmet on ur appropriate heads during Respective Driving. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: November 25, 2007 |
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| Q: Why is it good for young boys to read... |
| 504 Votes, |
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Q: Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy & Penthouse?
A: It improves hand-eye coordination. |
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| Submitted By: admin on: November 25, 2007 |
