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Complete the sentence: _____LAND_____...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Complete the sentence:

_____LAND_____ BHAARI CH00T





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tumhari soch gandi hai.





Ans: BSNL LANDLINE PAR BHAARI CH00T
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 180
Submitted By: Punit on: October 01, 2008
What do u call a horny fish? A bl...
216 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What do u call a horny fish?



A blow fish
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 47
Submitted By: Soham on: October 01, 2008
2 6 5 9 do inch ka hole c...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
2

6

5

9

do inch ka hole

che inch ka poll

panch minute ka maja

na mahine ki saja
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 100
Submitted By: boere on: October 01, 2008
A prostitute daughter asked her mom, ...
236 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A prostitute daughter asked her mom,

maa wat is pyar ishq aur mohabbat

Mom replied: kuchh nahi beti sab

free mein chodnay k bahanay hain.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: hamed on: October 01, 2008
Did u hear about the mouse who took Vi...
217 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Did u hear about the mouse
who took Viagra?
Half an hour later he was
walking around the kitchen
asking.... Where is the
fucking pussy!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Jame22 on: October 01, 2008
What's hairy on the outside and mois...
229 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What's hairy on the outside

and moist inside, begins with

a 'C' ends with a 'T' and

has U' and 'N' in the middle?



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A:) 'COCUNUT
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 190
Submitted By: Admin on: October 01, 2008
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, dil d...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,

dil dooba hai gamo ki gaherai me,

hamein mat dhoondo duniya ke bhich me

hum milenge tumhari girlfriend ki rajai me..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Amarendra on: October 01, 2008
Monica Lewinsky turned 31 How ti...
228 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Monica Lewinsky turned 31



How time flies! It seems like yesterday when she was crawling around the White House on her hands n knees putting everything in her mouth!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 172
Submitted By: imran_20 on: October 01, 2008
Filmi names of penis. 1-2 ankur ...
232 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Filmi names of penis.



1-2 ankur

3-5 masoom

6-8 parwarish

9-15 pariwartan

16-20 pyaasa

21-35 shikari

36-50 kabhi kabhi

51-60 kamchor

61-75  yaaden
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 176
Submitted By: Arindam on: October 02, 2008
Sas aur bahu me hamesha anban kyo ho...
240 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sas aur bahu me hamesha anban

kyo hoti hai? Kyo ki jis sas

ne apne bete ki chaddi 21 sal

sambhali wahi chaddi bahu ne

2 minute me utar di..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: Laila on: October 02, 2008
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