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| Whats the difference between
a chick... |
| 461 Votes, |
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Whats the difference between
a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen
while the baby is the result of standing cock. |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: September 17, 2008 |
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| Lady to man:- why u keep "Taweez"
an... |
| 479 Votes, |
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Lady to man:- why u keep "Taweez"
and condom together in ur wallet ?
Man reply:- Bhoot aur chhot ka kuch
pata nahin..kahin bhi mil jayey.... |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: September 17, 2008 |
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| 4 toothpaste ad they show teeth
4 hai... |
| 444 Votes, |
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4 toothpaste ad they show teeth
4 hair oil they show hair
4 face cream they show face
But 4 Whisper & Condoms
they r not showing anything,
that's cheating.
Jaago Grahak Jaago |
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| Submitted By: Saket on: September 17, 2008 |
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| An old man stared @ a guy wid red,green ... |
| 449 Votes, |
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An old man stared @ a guy wid red,green
n blue hair.
Guy asked:Wat oldie,nevr done
nythng wild?
Oldie: F*cked a peacock once..
Wonderin if ur my son!! |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 17, 2008 |
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| Suggest an english word for
'apne ki... |
| 463 Votes, |
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Suggest an english word for
'apne kiye par pani pher dena'
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F-L-U-S-H |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 17, 2008 |
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| My magical watch says u
aren't weari... |
| 461 Votes, |
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My magical watch says u
aren't wearing any panties.
Oh, you are?
It must be an hour fast! |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 17, 2008 |
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| Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss
kar... |
| 455 Votes, |
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Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss
karu to tum kya sochogi?
gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA
ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya... |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: September 17, 2008 |
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| A Man pays 1000 2 a Pros,
she ranway, ... |
| 424 Votes, |
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A Man pays 1000 2 a Pros,
she ranway, he chases but
she slips away.
He puts notice, Any1 finds
gal in white top & red skirt,
FUCK HER, ITS PRE-PAID. |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: September 18, 2008 |
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| Sex is a sensation caused by
temptatio... |
| 436 Votes, |
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Sex is a sensation caused by
temptation, when a man puts his
dictation in a women?s ventilation
to satisfy his frustration. |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 18, 2008 |
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| Q: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA.
... |
| 473 Votes, |
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Q: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA.
A: VAGINA cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA... So respect the seniors! |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: September 18, 2008 |
