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Girl & Boy were having sex. Girl: Darl...
389 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 203
Submitted By: farhans on: September 04, 2007
Good friend is like a brazier, which is ...
338 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Good friend is like a brazier, which is comfortable, supportive, holds u tight always close to u and prevents u from falling.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: dark morph on: September 05, 2007
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?Jab kisi l...
333 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai, "Hey Bhagwan yeh tune kya kiya."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 117
Submitted By: Admin on: September 06, 2007
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illne...
332 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necological problem HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 06, 2007
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the t...
341 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler..
But i like the way u think..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: dark morph on: September 06, 2007
SEX IS JUST LIKE MATH= ADD THE BeD SUBTR...
318 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
SEX IS JUST LIKE MATH= ADD THE BeD SUBTRACT THE CLOTHS DIVIDE THE LEGS AND HOPE NOT TO MULTIPLY
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 95
Submitted By: Zakir on: September 06, 2007
What he want, I do not want ... What I w...
314 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 95
Submitted By: anirban on: September 06, 2007
Girl friends are like mobile phone, when...
318 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 189
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 06, 2007
Workers discuss soccer! Managers discu...
319 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Workers discuss soccer!
Managers discuss tennis!
Top bosses discuss Snooker!
CEO's discuss Golf!

Moral: Higher u go smaller
ur balls become!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 06, 2007
Why dont sardars make love in a moving t...
319 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why dont sardars make love in a moving train? Bcoz its written there Chalti gaadi main chadna mana hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 103
Submitted By: rozit on: September 06, 2007
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