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Mallika Sherawat goes to doctor, Doct...
311 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mallika Sherawat goes to doctor,

Doctor, itni garmi mein,

Shooting, partying etc

Main nahate waqt sabun

Lagau ya shampoo?



Ji, nahate waqt bathroom

Ka kunda zaroor lagaye
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 191
Submitted By: Cris12 on: August 21, 2008
What do 2 sardars says to each other...
312 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What do 2 sardars says to each

other if they share the same girl?

Ans: assi tussi same pussy kabhi

tu ghussy kabhi mein ghussy.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Monica on: August 21, 2008
Baa Baa black dick have you any sper...
266 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Baa Baa black dick

have you any sperm?



Yes mam, yes mam two balls full,

None for my gal frnd n none for

my ex but all for the horny girl

reading this text !!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 179
Submitted By: Siddhart on: August 21, 2008
Same Sex Marriage What's the big ...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Same Sex Marriage



What's the big deal about same sex Marriages?



I've been married to the same woman for 35 years and had the same old sex all that time!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: Praveen on: August 21, 2008
What is fashion designing? Too ma...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is fashion designing?



Too many brains,

with too many ideas,

working on too little pieces of cloth..

to cover 2 little tits of a model.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: menthali on: August 21, 2008
70 year old man says to his wife, Darlin...
294 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
70 year old man says to his wife, Darling main tumhare liye chaand taare tod laaunga.



Wife replies, "Daant se roti to tootti nahi, gand se akhrod todne ki baat karte ho!"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: Craig_s on: August 21, 2008
Wife good as Tea Both must be ho...
279 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife good as Tea



Both must be hot

Both must water me

Both must be delicious

Both must be Sweet

Both must be milky

Both must be ready in a couple minutes

Both must not let me sleep the night
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 215
Submitted By: Ashish on: August 21, 2008
An X-RAY specialist was briefing abo...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
An X-RAY specialist was

briefing about breast shadows.



He said, "Women's breasts

come  in  three sizes

PingPong, DingDong & KingKong"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: rozit on: August 21, 2008
Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi? ...
303 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?



Kuch mat pooocho yaar!

Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur

jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Abinash on: August 22, 2008
Good girl: It's hard to be good. Bad...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Good girl: It's hard to be good.

Bad girl: Yes. If it's not hard,
it isn't any good.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 90
Submitted By: Prasant on: August 22, 2008
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