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| A daughter sends a telegram to her fathe... |
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| A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED." |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum mujse tez ... |
| 7 Votes, |
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Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum mujse tez kese bhaagte ho.
Rocket said: Jiski G---D mai aag lagi ho wo he jaane.. |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think it... |
| 7 Votes, |
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Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?". |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek l... |
| 8 Votes, |
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Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo." |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condo... |
| 11 Votes, |
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| Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops off. |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :-... |
| 7 Votes, |
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| Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70's you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties. |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: October 20, 2007 |
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| There are three wonders of a woman
01. ... |
| 7 Votes, |
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There are three wonders of a woman
01. Give milk without eating grass
02. letting a man come without yelling
03. Bleed for a week without going to die |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Jab Gabbar Paida hua tab uski maa ne use... |
| 7 Votes, |
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Jab Gabbar Paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
pta hai kya hua?
kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha "kitne admi the" |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: October 20, 2007 |
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| A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extract... |
| 7 Votes, |
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A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools
lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: October 20, 2007 |
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| who is stronger man or woman?
Anser?
A... |
| 11 Votes, |
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who is stronger man or woman?
Anser?
A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones. |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: October 20, 2007 |
