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Q: A guy breaks up with his GF & pus...
325 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: A guy breaks up with

his GF & pushes her down

from da 24th floor.

Amazingly she survives..... How??



A: New WHISPER with wings...

Never Lets You Down!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 175
Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 24, 2008
Q:) What is common between Girlfriend a...
312 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q:) What is common between
Girlfriend and Windows XP.

A:) Both support plug and play.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 89
Submitted By: Sashank on: September 24, 2008
Q: "chhatri aur chhokri mein kya farq ha...
320 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: "chhatri aur chhokri mein kya farq hain?"



A: "chhatri ko button dabakar kholna padta hain aur chhokri ko button kholkar dabana padta hain"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Jasmine on: September 24, 2008
Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis...
259 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q.) What do a Rubix cube and

a penis have in common?



A.) The longer u play with them,

the harder they get.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 121
Submitted By: Nitesh on: September 24, 2008
A Guy's Job A guy sticks his loca...
289 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Guy's Job



A guy sticks his location,

In a girl's destination,

To increase the population,

For the next generation.

Do you get my explanation?

Or do you need a demonstration?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 197
Submitted By: Amarendra on: September 24, 2008
Q: What's the best form of birth con...
273 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What's the best form of

birth control after 50?



A: Nudity
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 71
Submitted By: Sujoy on: September 24, 2008
non VEG noN VEG nON VEG NON VEG...
278 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
non VEG

noN VEG

nON VEG

NON VEG

NON VEg

NON Veg

NON veg

NOn veg

Non veg

non veg



*

*



Muskura do yaar

non veg

message hai...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 172
Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 24, 2008
The trouble with finding ur perfect soul...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The trouble with finding ur perfect soul mate is she would want 2 get married, then 4 weeks after u would meet another perfect soul mate, with larger breasts!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 24, 2008
3 Facts of Life 1) Garib aur Boobs ...
305 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
3 Facts of Life


1) Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.

2) Musibat aur Lu#d kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.

3) Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 25, 2008
Guys think the larger a woman's breasts,...
304 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Guys think the larger a woman's breasts, less intelligent she is.



But the fact is that the larger a woman's breasts, less intelligent the Men become!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: sfreak on: September 25, 2008
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