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Woman was having delivery pains.... ...
251 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Woman was having delivery pains....



Husband prayed: Oh Lord!



Pls make it loose for the BABY and then tight again for the DADDY.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 26, 2008
3 guys were introduced 2 a girl, hi I'...
248 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,
hi I'm Peter not a saint,
hi I'm Paul not a pope,
I'm john not a baptist,
the girl said hi
I'm mary not a virgin!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Ritu on: September 26, 2008
Bus mein jagah na hone pe ladki ko ek un...
239 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Bus mein jagah na hone pe ladki ko ek uncle ne godi mein bitha liya.



Thodi der bad ladki Jhatke se uthi aur boli Uncle :Ya to "Usko" bithao Ya Mujhko!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Admin on: September 26, 2008
A foreigner asks a Hinjra in Delhi a...
237 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A foreigner asks a Hinjra

in Delhi are U PROSTITUTE??



HINJRA: No I m SUBSTITUTE
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 90
Submitted By: Indra on: September 26, 2008
"Great, just what I need," she moaned ...
231 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
"Great, just what I need,"
she moaned as he brought
home a new microwave oven.

"One more thing that heats
up instantly and goes off
in twenty seconds."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Arindam on: September 26, 2008
What is the height of shock? When u r ...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is the height of shock?
When u r havin sex with a pregnant
woman n suddenly a hand grabs ur
dick from inside.....!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 26, 2008
What do you get when you cross ESP w...
235 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What do you get when you

cross ESP with PMS?



A bitch who knows everything.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 86
Submitted By: Kushal on: September 26, 2008
One of my dear friend has named his 3 ...
235 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
One of my dear friend has named
his 3 kids NC,MC and ABC!

I asked why he said
1st Natural Curiosity,
2nd Mutual Consent &
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: Laila on: September 27, 2008
Mom asks to her married daughter Do u...
238 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mom asks to her married daughter

Do u know the meaning of 'MANGALSUTRA'?

Daughter: - "Yes, it is the license

to enjoy KAMASUTRA"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: rxit on: September 27, 2008
Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar he s...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar

he screamd "puttar hua! puttar hua!"



Nurse shouted, "abe gadhe ladki hui hai,

meri ungli chod"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Prani on: September 27, 2008
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