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Santa Banta Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pak...
135 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: rozit on: September 05, 2007
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gi...
132 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: manis34 on: September 05, 2007
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai...
122 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 214
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 05, 2007
While walking in the highlands Santa fel...
130 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 05, 2007
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before le...
123 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 103
Submitted By: savour on: September 05, 2007
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift...
125 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: ash(21) on: September 05, 2007
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went...
123 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: ritz on: September 05, 2007
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along wi...
124 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 182
Submitted By: Salam on: September 05, 2007
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longe...
116 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 97
Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. S...
118 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007
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