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Santa found answer to the most difficult...
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 142
Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 04, 2007
Santa and Banta went for a drive. Sant...
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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: mawara on: September 04, 2007
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, ...
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Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".

(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)

Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 236
Submitted By: Prasant on: September 04, 2007
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Ban...
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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 193
Submitted By: anirban on: September 04, 2007
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the...
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Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: rxit on: September 04, 2007
Santa's urine report got exchanged with ...
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Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 182
Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 04, 2007
Teacher: What should be in a book to mak...
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 113
Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "M...
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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Prasant on: September 04, 2007
An englishman and santa inside the toile...
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An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Natasha on: September 04, 2007
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe...
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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: menthali on: September 04, 2007
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