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Santa Banta Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The ...
131 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 95
Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: September 02, 2007
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to ...
139 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: SMSr on: September 02, 2007
Santa joined NASA. After one month the A...
133 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 94
Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man...
129 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: dark morph on: September 02, 2007
Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai v...
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Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 02, 2007
Pappu was writing his father's name on a...
127 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: Laila on: September 02, 2007
A lady calls Santa for repairing door be...
128 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 185
Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 02, 2007
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes...
141 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 02, 2007
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey banda...
153 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Punit on: September 03, 2007
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Sa...
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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 03, 2007
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