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| Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan ... |
| 599 Votes, |
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Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!! |
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| Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Teacher to santa: where were you born?
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| 608 Votes, |
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Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA. |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa looking at himself in the mirror, ... |
| 596 Votes, |
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Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| How did santa tried to kill a bird??
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| 566 Votes, |
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How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die. |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Why did santa keep the door open while b... |
| 566 Votes, |
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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole. |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even... |
| 563 Votes, |
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu,... |
| 558 Votes, |
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How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa giving exam while standing at the ... |
| 579 Votes, |
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Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test." |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a ... |
| 565 Votes, |
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Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That?s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions |
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| Submitted By: savour on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene... |
| 586 Votes, |
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Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
