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Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan ...
134 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?  

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 04, 2007
Teacher to santa: where were you born? ...
130 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 04, 2007
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, ...
122 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 140
Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007
How did santa tried to kill a bird?? ...
126 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 110
Submitted By: rxit on: September 04, 2007
Why did santa keep the door open while b...
123 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: Laila on: September 04, 2007
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even...
119 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?


Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007
How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu,...
122 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007
Santa giving exam while standing at the ...
126 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 140
Submitted By: Kina on: September 04, 2007
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a ...
124 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That?s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: savour on: September 04, 2007
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene...
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Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007
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