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Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in ... |
341 Votes, |
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Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What?s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him! |
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Submitted By: Salam on: September 03, 2007 |
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho... |
341 Votes, |
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai. |
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Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 04, 2007 |
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How did santa tried to kill a bird??
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341 Votes, |
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How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die. |
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Submitted By: rxit on: September 04, 2007 |
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SANTA to BANTA; OEY TM TU AJ DOCTOR K PA... |
341 Votes, |
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SANTA to BANTA; OEY TM TU AJ DOCTOR K PAS JAANAY WALAY THAY...
BANTA: KL JAU GA AJ THODY TABIAT KHARAB HAI........ |
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Submitted By: Varun on: November 13, 2007 |
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Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a ... |
340 Votes, |
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Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That?s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions |
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Submitted By: savour on: September 04, 2007 |
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Pappu while filling up a form: What shou... |
340 Votes, |
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Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...! |
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Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 05, 2007 |
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Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai v... |
339 Votes, |
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Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda. |
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Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 02, 2007 |
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door be... |
339 Votes, |
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. |
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Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 02, 2007 |
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives th... |
339 Votes, |
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya. |
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Submitted By: sms fan on: September 03, 2007 |
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Santa's urine report got exchanged with ... |
339 Votes, |
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Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de". |
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Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 04, 2007 |