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Santa Banta Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in ...
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Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What?s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: Salam on: September 03, 2007
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho...
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 04, 2007
How did santa tried to kill a bird?? ...
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How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 110
Submitted By: rxit on: September 04, 2007
SANTA to BANTA; OEY TM TU AJ DOCTOR K PA...
341 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
SANTA to BANTA; OEY TM TU AJ DOCTOR K PAS JAANAY WALAY THAY...
BANTA: KL JAU GA AJ THODY TABIAT KHARAB HAI........
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 115
Submitted By: Varun on: November 13, 2007
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a ...
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Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That?s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: savour on: September 04, 2007
Pappu while filling up a form: What shou...
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Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 97
Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 05, 2007
Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai v...
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Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 02, 2007
A lady calls Santa for repairing door be...
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 185
Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 02, 2007
Santa dials a number. A girl receives th...
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: sms fan on: September 03, 2007
Santa's urine report got exchanged with ...
339 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 182
Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 04, 2007
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