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Santa Banta Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne ...
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 124
Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 05, 2007
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can ...
130 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 05, 2007
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir...
128 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa apni GF ko  I love u kehta aur gir jata.

Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa : I am falling in love.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 111
Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 05, 2007
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! ...
129 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 181
Submitted By: anirban on: September 05, 2007
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? P...
126 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: September 05, 2007
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Th...
131 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 199
Submitted By: mawara on: September 05, 2007
Pappu while filling up a form: What shou...
127 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 97
Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 05, 2007
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalida...
138 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 88
Submitted By: rxit on: September 05, 2007
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made l...
138 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Sonia on: September 05, 2007
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darl...
135 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: rosit on: September 05, 2007
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