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| Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne ... |
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. |
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| Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa walks into a library & says, "Can ... |
| 583 Votes, |
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| Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?" |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir... |
| 584 Votes, |
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Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : I am falling in love. |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! ... |
| 598 Votes, |
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Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli. |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
P... |
| 553 Votes, |
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Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo. |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Th... |
| 565 Votes, |
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| Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye." |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Pappu while filling up a form: What shou... |
| 566 Votes, |
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Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...! |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 05, 2007 |
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| History teacher asked Santa: Name kalida... |
| 597 Votes, |
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History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Two days of powercut in Delhi had made l... |
| 574 Votes, |
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| Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: September 05, 2007 |
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| One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darl... |
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| One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No. |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: September 05, 2007 |
