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| Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai... |
| 369 Votes, |
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Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 03, 2007 |
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| In a train compartment husband: Darling,... |
| 359 Votes, |
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In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sh... |
| 379 Votes, |
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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain. |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and sa... |
| 342 Votes, |
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A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya. |
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| Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Why did Santa throw the butter out of th... |
| 337 Votes, |
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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly! |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 s... |
| 333 Votes, |
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Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of commu... |
| 500 Votes, |
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman. |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Santa dials a number. A girl receives th... |
| 341 Votes, |
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya. |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Don?t rush in love for it never runs out... |
| 513 Votes, |
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| Don?t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007 |
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| A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? ... |
| 339 Votes, |
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja... |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007 |
