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Santa Banta Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai...
133 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 03, 2007
In a train compartment husband: Darling,...
125 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 238
Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 03, 2007
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sh...
129 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 03, 2007
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and sa...
132 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 115
Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 03, 2007
Why did Santa throw the butter out of th...
119 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 82
Submitted By: farhans on: September 03, 2007
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 s...
126 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of commu...
156 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 95
Submitted By: ritz on: September 03, 2007
Santa dials a number. A girl receives th...
123 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: sms fan on: September 03, 2007
Don?t rush in love for it never runs out...
169 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Don?t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS, Romantic - Love SMS, Wise Saying SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? ...
127 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 103
Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007
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