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Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All ite...
149 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All items in my house r missing except TV
Police: Why thief didn't stole the TV?
Sardar: Because i am watching TV naa.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Prani on: December 24, 2007
Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sa...
150 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere.
ya fir ye bata kitne hai to 8 ke 8 tere,
ya fir ye bata de ke kiske hai to murgi bhi teri..
2nd sardar: Hint de yaar !!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 176
Submitted By: Kushal on: December 28, 2007
Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bat...
113 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: Prasant on: January 01, 2008
Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sa...
145 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sab ko new AK47 degai
Sardar: Sir ya Samny ki taraf ker k chalaygi ya apni taraf ?
Officer: Jahaan merzi ker k chaloo dono suraton mein desh ka hi faida hoga
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 197
Submitted By: Raghav on: January 02, 2008
At the scene of an accident a man was cr...
136 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Jame22 on: January 21, 2008
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106 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Admin on: January 26, 2008
Santa banta se. Santa : agar aap ko gar...
108 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa banta se.
Santa : agar aap ko garmi hain to ka karte hain?
Banta : AC ke paas jaa kar baith jata hoo.
Santa : Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Banta : To main AC on Kar leta hoo.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 184
Submitted By: Sharukh on: January 28, 2008
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is p...
131 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Raghav on: May 24, 2008
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat dar...
145 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Joe on: June 26, 2008
...
139 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 167
Submitted By: Colin88 on: July 01, 2008
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